A sardar on an interview 4 DA post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......
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Santa Banta Ande Murgi Jokes
Santa: Tu bata ke meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande(egg) tere
ya bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere
ya agar ye bata de k kis ke he to murgi bhi teri.
Banta: Hint de!
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Santa and Banta New Watching Movie Jokes
Santa: Kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi na kutch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi
Banta: Movie ka nam kya tha?
Santa: Please insert the disc
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Santa Banta Joke Child Mathematical methods Related Jokes comedy
Snata: 1+1=3 Karna ho to
Banta: Simple yaar dono ki saadi karva do
Snata: 1+1=11 Karna ho to
Banta: Simple yaar dono ka nikaah karva do
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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.
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Teacher: Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?
Sam: MS Excel
Deepu: MS Word
Rony: MS PowerPoint
CHIKKU:After Thinking A Lot "MS Dhoni" ******* Man : mu wife is just too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is lot better, she does not even need a subject to talk about.
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Mayavati came 2 laloo’s house with a goat l-bhaiswa ko kahe layee ho? M- dikhata nahi goatwa hai l-hum goatwa se hi to pooch raahe hai.
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Kid: Mom who is God?
Mom: God is neither male nor female, nor child nor adult, nor black nor white and he loves children…
Kid: Aaila..
Michael Jackson!!!!
******* Maine tuje chaha laila samjkar tere bap ne mujhe fenka Kela samjkar.*******
